Columns

All pieces below are uncensored (and, often times, unedited). Links to their flayed and bloodied published versions are at the beginning of each article.

Dawn

Amendment 27: the death of justice – 6 November
If the Quaid came home – 14 August (Prism)
How to lose an election and still win parliament – 30 June (Prism)
Braving dissent – 18 May
Why Modi keeps going to the brink of war with Pakistan – 10 May (Prism)
Catch-26 – 5 March

2024

Jinnah, fair trials, and military courts – 25 December (Prism)
The Donald supremacy – 8 November (Prism)
Dogar courts – 20 September
What a mess – 6 July
The big upset – 10 February

2023

A bogus law – 14 October
The main thing – 1 April
Pushback – 19 February
Unravelling – 14 January

2022

Empty assembly – 11 December
Right to murder – 21 October
Punjab circus – 24 July
Unity for immunity – 29 June
Lotas and objectors – 22 May
Surprise – 5 April
A good conspiracy – 30 March
A ‘crying evil’ – 7 March
The Qandeel case – 20 February
Biden’s bank heist – 13 February
Laws for lifetimes – 2 February
Los presidentes – 24 January
All politics is local – 16 January

2021

Grey, grey Lahore – 25 November
Weak wills – 15 November
On insurgency – 10 October
Cartel dreams – 28 September
Cut and run – 5 September
Approach the bench – 22 August
In Rumsfeld’s ruins – 4 July
On parliament – 20 June
Imperial losers – 6 June
Banning Mr. Rizvi – 17 April

2020

Weeping for Zion – 28 November
Unkind October – 8 November
Women in France – 1 October
Karachi at sea – 29 August
Duelling nationals
– 4 August
To your temples – 19 July
Tear them down – 5 July
Land reform now – 21 June
Corona in Kashmir
– 7 May

Sugar Mountain – 12 April

Ayub the First – 16 January

2019

Creation myths – 15 December
Blood pardons – 22 October
Laws of occupation – 6 August
History of violence – 14 April
Surgical Reich – 4 March

Hail Britannia – 3 February

Asghar v. Aslam – 20 January


2018

Not so weak – 30 December
365-M Model Town – 10 October
Another country – 19 July
Decline and fall – 27 March

In guns we trust – 3 March

Return to Kasur – 13 January

2017

The Raymond rules – 28 December

Justice that hurts – 4 October (Dawn.com)

Brave new world – 4 October

On Panama – 30 July

Mayhem – 10 June

Ehsanullah TV – 7 May

Against the lions – 20 April (Dawn.com)

Literary blues –  5 March

Geo

Being Sharifuddin – 27 August 2019
Forgetting Fatima – 11 March 2019

The Express Tribune
2016

Not the voice of the creator –  29 December
Ghani’s still Pakistan’s best bet
– 5 December
Resurrection
– 29 November
Shall we tell the Governor? – 15 November
The Great White Revenge
– 9 November
Peace after Uri – 27 September
Muttahida forever? – 30 August

Phantom punch – 7 June

Godzilla approaches – 22 March

Disco science – 8 March

Purity – 1 March

Love in the Time of Haya – 16 February

Going for broke – 9 February

Women in Sheraniland – 11 January

2015

Peshawar’s truth seekers – 22 December

Halloween Massacre II – 24 November

Lost in the fog – 17 November

The shame of Kasur – 11 August

Zarb-e-Azb, Year One – 12 June

Jungle law – 28 May

Land reform: a tragedy – 14 April

Bibi’s Day Out – 10 March

Team Nasir Jamshed – 3 March

The Orient Strikes Back – 24 February

Hope – 10 February

Military courts and the definition of insanity – 6 January

2014

Twenty points, too few – 29 December

Grief – 19 December

Torture wars – 16 December

From Kabul, with love – 18 November

Scots, tears, and Shahi Syed – 23 September

Sweet China – 9 September

Greatness – 26 August

Meltdown – 12 August

Goliath as David – 28 July

A healing justice – 8 July

Manto, age 102 – 24 June

The soul of Gabriel – 22 April

India’s still Indira – 18 March

Resign, Qaim – 11 March

Still missing Miandad – 4 March

Generation Mass Hysteria – 28 January

Hero – 14 January

Fascism goes global – 7 January

2013

How oil poisons everything – 31 December

Read – 11 November

These Great Games – 5 November

Misbah the Misunderstood – 29 October

The war on Waar – 22 October

Crusading Cowasjee – 15 October

Vlad the Terrible – 17 September

Alien days – 27 August

White man’s burden – 22 July

Walk like a man – 24 June

In tribute to Pakistani fiction – 30 April

2012

Morning in America – 15 November

Republicans vs. Democrats – 7 February

Herald

Person of the Year: Idol-Smasher (Ayesha Mumtaz) – January 2016

The News International

Daduji against the system – 20 August 2014

Golem – 24 January 2014

The Beaver