Published in Dawn – photo by Spencer Platt/Getty
In the last days of June, Donald Henry Rumsfeld passed away in his sleep, surrounded by family in Taos, the vacation town he loved. At 88 years old, he had lived a full life. ‘May his memory be a blessing,’ wrote one Congressman.
It was also in the last days of June, if a while ago, that an American soldier revealed to therapists that his platoon had raped a 14-year-old girl, Abeer Qassim Hamza al-Janabi, before shooting her dead along with her mother, her father, and her sister in Mahmudiyah, Iraq. Her body was doused in petrol and then set on fire. She would have been my age today.
When confronted with such horrors, the defence secretary had said, ‘We have arrangements so that our people are processed by our people.’
That was the most maddening thing about Donald Rumsfeld. Compared to overt morons like Bush and cons like Blair, a bureaucrat from Chicago gave new meaning to the idea that evil was boring.
‘Stuff happens,’ he said, in response to looting in Baghdad. ‘Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war,’ he said of fatalities in Afghanistan. ‘Some things work out, some things don’t. That didn’t,’ he said on the fall of Saigon.
It’s the sort of soundbites no comic book sociopath could get away with. Then again, sociopaths were kosher after 9/11: Vanity Fair fawned over Rummy’s ‘oddly reassuring ruthlessness.’ ABC News called him smart and charming. National Review ran his hatchet face on the cover under the title ‘The Stud.’
Most chicken-hawks are made; Donald Rumsfeld was born. A 1932 baby, Rummy was too young for Korea and too old for Vietnam. Having never seen war, he was all too happy filling Arlington cemetery with other people’s kids.
Ideally, he should have been diagnosed the very first time he flashed his lizard grin in Congress. But Rumsfeld’s rise came at a low moment for the imperial agenda: traumatized by Vietnam and scandalized by Watergate, the right was reassured by a bright young Princeton grad that kept saying, again and again, ‘Weakness is provocative.’
Yet another testament to the fact that Ivy League education inflates credentials, overproduces elites, and largely serves as a vehicle for the transmission of social capital to the next generation, young Rumsfeld skipped his way into the cabinet. He sidestepped Nixon – the only man criminal enough to have seen right through him – and won over his successor, Gerald Ford.
As Ford’s chief of staff and then defence secretary, Rumsfeld proved a desk warrior par excellence. He outplayed bigger names (Kissinger), humiliated longer pedigrees (Rockefeller and the elder Bush), and pushed for bloodlust years ahead of its time. To that end, he also hired a loser from Wyoming called Dick Cheney, marking the start of a relationship that murdered a million Iraqis and thousands of Afghans a generation later.
When George W. appointed Rumsfeld defence secretary for an encore, the Bush dynasty’s servants were shocked (‘You know what he did to your daddy,’ said one). The Rummy-Cheney combine was back, with three decades of experience running Congress, the Oval Office, and the Pentagon between them. The Bushies didn’t stand a chance.
If there’s any lesson here, it’s that empire needs no excuse. As The Onion put it, the only weapon of mass destruction in Iraq was Rummy himself. For anyone awake, though, upending Saddam and pillaging Baghdad had always been on the cards: ‘There are no good targets in Afghanistan,’ Rumsfeld said on September 12, 2001. ‘Let’s bomb Iraq.’
The other lesson may well be how vague words poison the truth. ‘Political language,’ said Orwell, ‘is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable.’ Hence ‘unknown knowns’ and ‘unknown unknowns,’ or how the absence of evidence wasn’t evidence of absence – mindless drivel for dressing up war crimes. His intel briefs dripped with crusader imagery, when a more accurate picture would have been Haliburton’s snout in Basra’s oil.
A flaming disaster at the helm, he was unrepentant to the end: his decision to disband Iraq’s army spawned ISIS and its sectarian butchers; his ‘shock-and-awe’ invasions were premised on the mass-murder of civilians; his torture memos fuelled rape and sodomy in pits like Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay.
But he was nonetheless able to transform a bloated military-industrial complex, groaning along from the Cold War, into a corporation of contractors, volunteers, and drones – the kind that native informants continue to weep for here.
Thus, though neoconservatism is as dead as Rummy, the forever war model – invisible yet everywhere – has prevailed under three successive presidents, with no one to hear or care.
One can only hope, as Donald Rumsfeld prepares to invade hell, that he dies the million deaths his forever wars unleashed on earth. He was a gore-soaked sadist – if he does find any WMD, let it be Fallujah’s white phosphorous. May all the families he destroyed, including Abeer’s, rest in peace.